5/23/2006



Amy Fusselman [see About Me] is now officially an arthole. From time to time she will contribute conversations with artists based on what they do to get by. Joe Fig’s last show was awesome, but the life of every full-time painter is somewhat the same [get up, go to the studio, paint, paint, paint!]. Amy will chart the paths followed by the rest of us.


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By Amy Fusselman


Elizabeth Zechel is an artist and Kindergarten teacher at a private school in Brooklyn, NY. Her most recent exhibition featured a series of drawings entitled “Goddamn Bully” at A.I.R. Gallery in Chelsea.

She is currently working on:


-Over 90 drawings of pies for Bubby’s Restaurant’s forthcoming pie book
-Drawings of Chickasaw Indian myths for display in the permanent collection of the Chickasaw National Cultural Center in Oklahoma.
-A book with poet Jen Robinson
-A children’s book for Soft Skull press with poet Matthea Harvey

Where do you work?

My dining table.
Elizabeth’s table, with pie.

How did you get your teaching job?

I had been waiting tables forever—and couldn’t keep doing that--I didn’t know what I was going to do. I mean, God help me, I even thought about Clown School at one point.

Oh, you are my hero.

I was like ‘What can I do? What do I like? I like to do silly things. I like to fall down. I like kids. Clown school! Of course!’ [laughter]. But it went from waiting tables to thinking about what to do, to even thinking…I took a class at the New School for writing and I was going to write this book and I was all over the place. I was drawing, I was painting, I was da-da-da-da… And then Todd [Colby, Zechel’s husband, a poet] was looking in the Village Voice at restaurant waiting jobs and saw out of the blue: ‘Looking for painters to paint prosthetic hands and fingers.’ And he said ‘You should try that.’ And I was like ‘OK. Sounds good to me.’ [laughter].

So I called up and got an interview. The company was called ‘American Hand Prosthetics.’ It was the trippiest job I ever had. It was… Well, first there was a three-hour audition… They gave us these little plastic swatches …you had to paint with latex paint, and you had to continuously put this liquid in the paint or it would turn into… a piece of silly putty….I felt like Lucy out of the Lucy show because I was looking at the time and I had to match about 25 different colors of skin swatches, and while I’m trying to do this, the paint is drying and I’m like ‘I can’t do it. I’m a loser. I can’t believe I’m the last one here.’ …I got the job.

Yay!

I worked with patients. It was fascinating. There was a guy who just did fingernails. He was amazing. And there was a guy who took the molds. We did arms, hands, toes…Some poor girl has my toe actually.

The prosthetics makers would take a mold of a patient’s right finger, you know, ‘cause the left one was gone, and then they would reverse it. And then …the patients would come in and I would paint. While they were there I would match their skin tones….The last guy I did was this older man who had lost his arm in World War II and I have never been so stressed out in my life because I had to do his entire arm and hand… it was looking orange…so I had to re-scrape the paint and he was being very patient and very sweet and we finally got it right but it was: ‘Let’s just put this arm [the other arm] in the sun for a little bit.’ [laughter].

So this is a long answer to your question, but I had that job and then my mom got sick and I left New York and went to Chicago to help her and I stayed there until she died in July 2001. When I came back, I needed a job and I wasn’t going back to the hand place…

Right.

Because I needed something a little more uplifting. [laughter]

Then I bumped into this woman who I had waited on years ago. She was a realtor in Brooklyn and she’s like ‘So what are you going to do?’ and I said ‘Well, I really don’t know. I was thinking maybe teaching art classes’ And she said you should call X and Y at these schools so I called...and interviewed and became the Afterschool Head at this school for a year. Then… they bumped me up to kindergarten. And there I stayed;… I’ve been there six years.

What’s your day like?

Whole day?…Get up at ten of seven, have my ritual oatmeal, coffee…

Uh-huh.

And we have everything. We have math, we have reading, we have this and that…. We have horrible fights between children, you know we have lots of happiness, lots of sadness and then it’s time to go home.

…I usually get home around 3:15. Get here, chill out for a little bit and start drawing.


5/11/2006

Yeah, well...

Bill Henson

Robert Miller Gallery
524 West 24th St. [btw 10th & 11th Aves.], 212.366.4774
http://www.robertmillergallery.com/

Closed

Ok, so they’re gi’normous nudes and partials of young nubiles mixed with late summer dusk shots of children’s toys abandoned in the grass. They’re gorgeous. Sue me.

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Bashley Ackerton

Ashley Bickerton

Lehmann Maupin
540 West 26th St [btw 10th & 11th Aves.], 212.255.2923

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A.B. is the Jimmy Buffett of the art world having abandoned civilization some time ago [though Bickerton chose the South Pacific over Florida and seems to prefer crystal meth to margaritas]. This show presents a continuation of Bickertons über-cranked hyperreal paintings on wood now with the addition of print elements, aboriginal style patterning and holes. The exhibit also celebrates earlier moments in the artist’s history with some terrific sculptures and combine pieces. The Edge of Things—S. Pacific, though of dubious ecological provenance [it’s made mostly of coral], is a welcome gentle touch amid the psychotropic postcards from paradise.

Quite possibly the first time I’ve had a good time in the plywood pavilion—Tracy Emin’s Soho skankfest notwithstanding.

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What’s on Your Worktable?

Joe Fig

Plus Ultra Gallery
637 West 27th street [btw 11th & 12th Aves.], 212.643.3152
http://www.plusultragallery.com/index.html

Closed

I’m jumping on this show with both feet.

I’m a sucker for models. No, not those willowy creatures who never pay for drinks, I’m a sucker for scale models. I was all over Michael Ashkin before he lost all sense of perspective about his work [pun intended] and I’ll always take a second look at anything that attempts to recreated our world in miniature [one of my first enduring museum recollections is of the scale model Aztec temple on the ground floor of the Brooklyn Museum].

Joe Fig’s project is a very straightforward and very generous endeavor. He lays out for the viewer/listener/reader the work lives of the painters. He does so in a direct and refreshingly artless manner—more Museum of Natural History than MOMA. His work is a gift for the small group of people who actually give a shit about painting [mostly other painters]—a rare glimpse into those things about which we’re probably most curious [what brand of paint do you use?, what kind of table do you have? what’s your day like? Etc…]. It’s the best mix of art and design porn.

With meticulous care and thorough going inventiveness, Fig recreates each artist’s work table and its immediate environs and accompanies it with a fairly brief recording of an interview with each artist. Earphones hang off the pedestals on which the miniatures rest. The respective interviews play as we ogle the minutiae of their lives. The interviews are for the most part short, crisp and on point.

Just the other day Rodney A. asked me if I would ever review after only having seen it on the web. While I never would [we have to have at least one form of unmediated experience left in our lives], nevertheless, I would be able, in a pinch, to get a pretty good idea of Fig’s exhibition by checking out the gallery web site. Like the show the site is a straightforward gift to the viewer.

Artists in the show include a lot of great players from Dana Schutz to Joan Snyder, Chuck Close and a terrific roster in between: e.g. Matthew Ritchie, Will Cotton [he only uses 5 colors!], Karen Davie, Fred Tomaselli, Amy Sillman and Alexis Rockman [see below]. You could spend a couple of hours pouring over these dioramas, to say nothing of the larger piece leftover from an earlier show “April and Eric.” While it is fascinating to look into Gornik and Fischl’s dream-come-true his and her studios, it’s also just too much perfection to bear.

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